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earthnation:

im pretty sure ew is an emotion because i feel it

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growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

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So a girl made a comment and I started joking around about how it sounded communist and she looked me dead in the eye and started lecturing me about how her parents lived in a communist regime and how i should joke around with stuff like that and im so fucking done with school and shit


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lea-michele:

whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast

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disneyprincest:

my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high

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adamusprime:

i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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I was studying for my AP test but then I was like no, who needs Song China