Apparently if someone dies in the exam hall we all get our predicted grades. Who’s willing to take one for the team guys.
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
next time ur teacher says they want u to do something quote buddha n say “desires r the cause of suffering” and enlighten the fuck outta there
I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s the show
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
I don’t know what upsets me more, the fact that leo has never won an oscar or that kate and leo are not in a relationship.
Emily: “David kisses me all the time.”
David: “We were doing a scene and I kissed her at the end, and she turned bright red.”
Emily: “He tries to kiss me all the time as a joke, because he knows it makes me very uncomfortable. He kissed me now like twice at the end of a scene.”
David: “And she kissed me once!”
Emily: “On the cheek.”
David: “It was pretty aggressive. You should see when she makes out with her other boyfriends.”
Emily: “He gets jealous when I have love interests. I’m turning bright red now.”
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
50 cent is fixing poverty what are you doing