And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
IF YOU FUCKING THINK that I can’t balance 6 CLASSES, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, CLUBS, A SOCIAL LIFE & SLEEP THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY right because i have a mental breakdown literally every day
« [Glee’s casting directors] were like “You know, we really want someone more charactery for this [part].” Because they always say, “You’re just too handsome.” Which I think it’s just so flattering, but it just makes me laugh. »