when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
your move, Nickelodeon.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
the best possible compliment u can give a girl is to call her a goddess like heck yeah man i will get jealous and kill mortals who are cuter than me and inadvertently cause like 3 world wars when i get bored and i will wear billowing robes of woven nebulae with eyeliner as sharp and obsidian as Krono’s sickle and burn alive the unworthy flesh of any man who dares to gaze upon my true form
fetus Kendall and Kylie were the best