robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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(Source: hateruess, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)



rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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White person to a person of Asian descent: You're Asian.
White person to a person of African descent: You're Black.
POC to a person of Caucasian/European descent: You're white
White person: UMMM NO BITCH I am 1/2 english 1/4 irish 1/8 Italian 1/16 croatian 1/32 japanese 1/32 native american get your facts right!!!


dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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Asia’s Next Top Model is so hardcore like omg. Tyra Banks would be stripping in the middle of eliminations but they take it so seriously there omg. Its like become a model or die



padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

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“I don’t want anyone touching my buttonhole ever” the things my friends say



waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

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